一个人生活

年青人渴望一个人生活，但一个人生活有点寂寞。
中年人爱上一个人生活，但一个人生活是种奢侈。
老年人必须一个人生活，把一个人生活当是习惯。

綜合詩提總合時

獨在異鄉為異客，
鄉音不改鬢毛衰；
借問酒家何處有？
身在曹營心在漢。

無邊落木蕭蕭下，
奔流到海不復返；
問君能有幾多愁？
再回頭已百年身。

Mr.酷

Emotional woman at work

Dear sisters, have you ever cried at work? or, felt like crying at work?
If the answer is 'yes', what made you shed your tears? Was that because the negative performance review which made you felt undervalued by the management? Or, the reason was not work related at all - stress spill over from home?

Dear brothers, have you ever cried for work, at work or outside of workplace?

Woman's body is found to have more prolaction which triggers a person to cry. Anatomically, woman is also predisposed to shed tear with larger volume of tears, as the tear ducts are larger than man's.

My workplace weeping is more likely to be triggered by anger and frustration, rather than sadness or guilt. I wish i can control my tears as the crying me is invariably perceived as emotional and interpreted as unstable by whoever sees my tears.  If i let out anger, my colleagues will attribute that to my personality, 'Meow is very firey', rather than justify the reason - 'Her works must really sucks!'.  

What is the socially appropiate way for woman to express her emotional reaction?
  

给小兵的信




兵变？

 

亲爱的小兵先生，

花花世界不是小，条条大路通罗马，

大门没开你闯入，你情我愿要怨谁？

真命天子仅一位，小兵务必领风骚，

既非跃入天子门，兵变有何惧何惜？

瞄瞄敬上 

遲早鬧兵變

君臨城下，天人凡心大動，
芳心方寸大亂，
伊心小鹿亂撞；

天子令下，奏起止戰之殤，
兵卒橫屍亂葬，
一片生靈塗炭。

正所謂：
『只因君未見，觀音惹兵戀；一朝天子現，遲早鬧兵變』




Mr.酷

观音兵自然来

我是凡人，没法力穷，需要爱护，

神明在上，强者护弱，有问题乎？

好男不当兵？好女没兵荒 ！

瞄瞄小姐

觀音不用兵

既是觀音，法力超群；何需用兵？
既非觀音，有辱神明；何足擁兵？

有道是：
『一尊觀音一隊兵；一兵難討一觀音～』
又曰：
『觀音若真不用兵，擁兵自重非觀音～』

莫怪好男不當兵啊！！

PS：
觀音兵解析：http://evchk.wikia.com/wiki/%E8%A7%80%E9%9F%B3%E5%85%B5
觀音解析：http://evchk.wikia.com/wiki/%E8%A7%80%E9%9F%B3

Mr.酷